He needs help . . .
I don't even know if it's written in English, but he wouldn't stop crying until I promised to post this.
O, that this grand grand actress Molly Ringwald would act sing and perform to amazingness!
Or that the casting director had not cast her in "Not Another Teen Movie"
Her ability to have red hair! So Puffy! So Puffy!
How red, curly, and 80s-ish looking,
Must be the 8th Wonder Of The World!
Perm it! Oh hair! 'tis really fuzzy, like a Chia Pet,
That grows like an exotic pet; maybe coming from Ukraine
Merely don't cut it. That it should come to the hair salon!
But two months and it may need to be cut: nay, not so much hair, after the cutting.
So excellent a crop of hair: that was, to the Gods,
Fluffy red hair to a thing of beauty; so loving to thy head
That the head might double in order to have two fluffy puffs of red
Visit this head with care! Barbers and Salonists!
Must you be wearing a whig? Why, she no way in hell,
As if the hair of the Great Ringwald had fallen off
By what hair products it fed on: and yet, it looks natural--
Let me not care about it-- Hair Products, thy name is L'Oreal!--
A little snip, or ere the hair grows rank
With which she followed her good father's genes,
Like Zeus, all hair and lightning bolts:-- why shave, even she--
O, Great Ringwald! a master, that wants a starring roll opposite Vin Diesel,
Would have done anything for Vin-- shaved her goddess like hair,
My idol's head, but no more like a sewer rat
Than I to Marie Calendars: whithin a good meal:
Ere yet the chicken of the most delicious pot pie
Had left my bowels like a raging bull.
She snipped her hair: O most quickly after "The Breakfast Club"
With such a bad choice as to "Rocky V"
It is not, nor can it grow back
But grow that fluffy puff O Grand Ringwald; For I really liked you in "Pretty In Pink."
Adam Jacobs
Per 6
I still hate ponies
O, that this grand grand actress Molly Ringwald would act sing and perform to amazingness!
Or that the casting director had not cast her in "Not Another Teen Movie"
Her ability to have red hair! So Puffy! So Puffy!
How red, curly, and 80s-ish looking,
Must be the 8th Wonder Of The World!
Perm it! Oh hair! 'tis really fuzzy, like a Chia Pet,
That grows like an exotic pet; maybe coming from Ukraine
Merely don't cut it. That it should come to the hair salon!
But two months and it may need to be cut: nay, not so much hair, after the cutting.
So excellent a crop of hair: that was, to the Gods,
Fluffy red hair to a thing of beauty; so loving to thy head
That the head might double in order to have two fluffy puffs of red
Visit this head with care! Barbers and Salonists!
Must you be wearing a whig? Why, she no way in hell,
As if the hair of the Great Ringwald had fallen off
By what hair products it fed on: and yet, it looks natural--
Let me not care about it-- Hair Products, thy name is L'Oreal!--
A little snip, or ere the hair grows rank
With which she followed her good father's genes,
Like Zeus, all hair and lightning bolts:-- why shave, even she--
O, Great Ringwald! a master, that wants a starring roll opposite Vin Diesel,
Would have done anything for Vin-- shaved her goddess like hair,
My idol's head, but no more like a sewer rat
Than I to Marie Calendars: whithin a good meal:
Ere yet the chicken of the most delicious pot pie
Had left my bowels like a raging bull.
She snipped her hair: O most quickly after "The Breakfast Club"
With such a bad choice as to "Rocky V"
It is not, nor can it grow back
But grow that fluffy puff O Grand Ringwald; For I really liked you in "Pretty In Pink."
Adam Jacobs
Per 6
I still hate ponies
posted by Ian Anthony Godburn at 10:20 AM
7 Comments:
Adam...
Good for you :). You had a reaaally funny soliloquy. I had no idea who she even was, but then your "oh so funny" alanogies made it clear! Silly goose thy name is Adam Jacobs. Good job.
- Shane Z. Period 4
Oh man, I love it. I showed this to my dad and thought he would appreciate it cause he is in the move buisness/ writing and all. He thought it was really funny.
good job
Landon Ball
Fluffy red hair to a thing of beauty; so loving to thy head. HAHAHAH that's the best line dude, I could use that on my myspace hahahah :D Myau
nothing is sadder than a washed up 80s star. great job capturing the lament of days lost forever in froofy-haired glory.
This is a very interesting choice for a topic to write on but the thing is that i am not really sure what you are writing on i think it is an assortment of things. this is very original and interesting to read
laura lascoe
period 6
Hamlet should just kill cluadias
and get it over with
David betshmuel
period 4
"Adam MJ Alper said...
In the kingdom, things are happening and some people have no idea what is going on. Many people are clueless why the kingdom is acting up at this time. All of the characters have something they are hiding to the others. Polonius shows his true colors by telling his son not to asscoiate with others and to grow part of the crowd. He wants him to blend in and that will make him popular. He also tells his daughter to watch out for Hamlet. Claudius wants everyone in the kingdom to think everything is alright with the family, even though they are divided. He also wants people to feel more secure about the kingdom then it really is. Hamlet falls into this trap by agreeing to what Claudius says and going along with his plans. "
Ok, I know it was early on and every thing but still; I have alot of problems with this post. So lets start from the top.
a)EVERYONE sees what's going on. True they don't understand why things are happening or how they got this bad but they KNOW they are happening.
b)What Polonius said to his son is true enough. But it was Laertes who told Ohpelia to be wary of Hamlet and Polonius who flat out said 'dump him because it'll hurt my image if you don't.'
c)The family is not divided(yet), just alot of tension as well as horrible images.
and most importantly,
d) HAMLET NEVER FALLS FOR ANY OF CLAUDIUS' TRAPS! He wouldn't be Hamlet if he was foolish enough to. However, he does appease Claudius to make his mother happy. Very big difference.
Shiloh Stone
Period 4
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